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In this week’s episode of The Tech and The Noob, our new podcast, Steve Francis, LogicMonitor’s Founder and Chief Product Officer, tells his story. How and why did Steve create the company that is changing how IT is monitored and managed on-site and in the Cloud? And what does LogicMonitor’s future hold?

Download Episode 2: LogicMonitor’s Founder’s Story

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How to Survive the Robot Apocalypse

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By Scott Barnett, Head Noob at The Tech and The Noob and Head of Marketing at LogicMonitor.

If your biggest end-of-the-world fear is of the zombie apocalypse, you clearly haven’t been paying attention to what is happening in technology.

This week, the Center for a New American Security, a non-partisan think tank focused on national security, released a report titled Robotics on the Battlefield Part II: The Coming Swarm. In the report, they predict global spending on military robotics will reach an estimated $7.5 billion in 2018 and that militaries will deploy “swarms” of autonomous or semi-autonomous robots that will overwhelm enemy forces (robots and humans alike.) The report issues a stark warning: the US must embrace this new technology and the paradigm shift that fighting alongside robots will require or risk being vulnerable to enemy states that will adopt this mindset. Essentially, the robot arms race has already begun. So the unavoidable follow-up question becomes, could there really be a robot apocalypse, and if so, how will it start?

When and how will the robot apocalypse start?

“How far away is it when robots become true AI? The singularity is crossed. Probably at least 10 years,” according to Steve Francis, founder and chief product officer at LogicMonitor and an expert in running data centers.

Sci-fi has many theories on how robotic overlords might assert their steely dominance. Robopocalypse, a best selling novel with a film version being developed by Steven Spielberg, is set in the near future when robots are widely deployed. A rogue artificial intelligence, called Archos, becomes self-aware and develops a virus that infects robots and vehicles with a murderous intent to destroy and dominate humanity.

“This could all start with home automation. With the Internet of Things, your house could turn against you,” predicts Jeff Behl, Chief Network Architect at LogicMonitor and a veteran in the world of technical operations. “What if Google’s self-driving wonder-bug, which doesn’t even have a steering wheel, decides to take you on a ride off a cliff?” says Behl.

What’s required for a true Robot Apocalypse is “a scheming and Machiavellian intelligence that is willing to lie in wait until there are enough robots or penetration of the Internet of Things that it can take everyone out and turn our technology against us,” noted Steve Francis.

Here are a few scenarios: Humans create an intelligence that becomes self-aware and does a calculation, in order to save humanity from being destroyed by its own overconsumption of resources or in order for the Robot Intelligence to achieve some ambition that it conceives, it must reduce the human population. Or the robot intelligence could simply decide humans are an inferior species and because we are different, decide to wipe us out.

Here are answers to some of your biggest questions about the robot apocalypse:

What will the robot menace look like?

“The real danger is not the [big] robots coming to kill you. It’s the micro robots that are being developed for medicine to go through your blood and do microsurgeries,” said Jeff Behl. Nanobots that are implanted in the human body to detect and fight disease could be reprogrammed to find your aorta and tear it, and there would be nothing you could do.

Will robots and drones be embedded with their own intelligence or will they remain under human control?

“They [the robots and drones] will definitely start to get more intelligence to act on their own, because as part of any contingency plan, every drone must prepare for a time when it is unable to ‘phone home’ and talk to home base. Therefore, it must evolve to make some decisions on its own,” said Jeff Behl. Added Francis: “That’s already happening. Fleets of semi-autonomous ships still have a human controller who is controlling the fleet as a whole, but the interaction in terms of the ships within that fleet are all autonomous. They can be given an objective, such as ‘blow up that boat over there’ and even if they lose connections, they can continue to operate. People make mistakes and are subject to emotions. It may be safer to put firing control of an M1 Abrams [tank] under a computer’s control. It’s not subject to emotions… until it develops a hate for us all.”

Which humans will die first and which will survive?

“Who dies first? I think it will be the Western Civilizations or areas that are more technologically advanced. Places where there would be robots everywhere,” predicted Francis.

Who else would the robots take out? “World leaders. Sow discord. It’s not like they’re the smartest or the best, but it’s likely that a decapitation strike would be in the robot’s plans. Create confusion and block the chain of command,” said Jeff.

How can you stop the robots coming for you?

“I don’t think they’ll make a big bad-ass robot,” said Jeff Behl. “I think they’ll just make tons of them and come at you with numbers. Right now, we just step on ants. But imagine if there were a giant swarm of them that were much meaner and they were well organized. We’d be sunk.”

“This goes back to our roots of building computer systems,” Jeff Behl added. “You don’t just make one really tough system. If it breaks, you’re in big trouble. You make a bunch of them and distribute the work.”

So how can you stop them? “You could target their ability to cooperate,” said Behl. “That’s a virus we could invent: one that gives them feelings so that they can’t or won’t coordinate any more. Have them compete with each other.”

What weapons do humans need to make now to stop the robots?

“Giant magnets,” said Behl. “Disrupt their hard drives.”

Will humans prevail or are we going to lose this one?

“Oh we are losing,” said Steve Francis. “I think it will be a symbiosis,” said Jeff. “I think robots won’t bother eradicating us. Are we really a threat?”

“I think they’ll just get rid of the humans that are actively opposing them,” said Steve. “If one comes out of the forest and causes trouble, they’ll probably go deal with that one. Otherwise, they’ll probably just let the humans go ahead, and probably destroy our habitat inadvertently. Humans will just be an endangered species. As the robots mine away our resources and deplete our infrastructure.”

“Are we really losing if we created the progeny that win out?” asked Jeff.

Want to hear more?

In our first episode of The Tech and The Noob podcast, our techs, Steve Francis and Jeff Behl and our Noob, Scott Barnett, discussed How to Survive the Robot Apocalypse. Download eBook here. Note: this podcast was recorded before we became aware of CNAS’s report but covers much of the same ground. Download or stream the podcast episode.

 

A customer contacted our support recently, wondering why his Linux servers showed high memory utilization.  We’ve talked a fair bit about monitoring Linux memory,  and what it means. But this case was a little different. The customer showed that according to free, top, and LogicMonitor graphs, most of his server’s memory was in use – and not as file system cache.
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However, the odd thing is that top and ps showed that the sum of all processes RSS (resident segment size) was consuming very little memory. So where was the memory going?

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Can LogicMonitor, a developer of datacenter server monitoring, where we monitor everything in all sorts of ways, have an undetected customer affecting issue?  Yes. We just had an issue that was reported by some trial customers, before our techops team was aware of it. Even worse, after techops thought they had addressed the issue, the customers were still affected. How? Read more »

Last month, LogicMonitor rolled out its Favorites From Around the Web. We know you are busy beyond belief. It’s tough to keep up with the latest tech articles, blog posts, ebooks, podcasts and hilarious, time-consuming cat videos (no shame, we get it). Check out our favorite posts from around the web for September:

How Cedexis Deploys Puppet Enterprise and LogicMonitor Jointly to Support its Global Operations

Founded in 2009, Cedexis is building a faster Web. Cedexis offers visibility and control of Web performance through its community-based monitoring & analysis solution, Cedexis Radar, and its global traffic management platform, Cedexis Openmix.

Ops in the Cloud

Deploying their technology strictly in a cloud environment, Cedexis’ TechOps team follows a simple rule: “Never touch hardware.” Cedexis manages its dynamic host deployments globally across a range of managed hosting and cloud providers. To ensure uniformity across datacenters, Cedexis configures new machines identically via configuration automation tools in order to prepare each with a “blueprint” to take the Cedexis code.
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“Excuse me. Did you just say that I could learn something of actual value from a marketing person?”

Yes, I did.

In case you haven’t noticed, marketing has undergone a phenomenal transformation in the last decade. Marketing has implemented complex automation platforms, like Marketo and Eloqua, that can sift through a sea of prospect data and use predictive analytics to pick out those most likely to purchase. Web analytics, too, have gone mainstream, largely due to Google giving away the functionality for free. Consequently, marketing can better quantify the ROI of what they spend. And, according to Gartner Research, 81% of companies with revenue of more than $500M have a Chief Marketing Technology Officer, and that number is expected to grow another 8% next year. By 2017, Gartner predicts that Chief Marketing Officers will be spending more on technology than CIOs!

So what does that have to do with IT monitoring?
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Life as a Sysadmin

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Life as a SysAdmin

Too busy to keep up with what’s happening on the Web? Never fear. Starting this month, LogicMonitor will begin posting our favorite tech articles, blog posts, ebooks, videos, podcasts, cat pictures and more every month. Our favorites from August:

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